Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
this post is my dream come true
babies with babies
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”
and tilt your head to the side
Smirk a little
Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.
Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.
A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.
If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.
HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN