Talk shit bitch one more time , and see if I wouldn’t beat your ass on the spot .
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
— The Curious Savage (John Patrick)